So You Want to get Into...Frank Zappa

In this new feature I will advice new listeners how to beginning listening to difficult artist to get into. And I am not starting small. Frank Zappa has one of the most difficult discographies in all of rock music. Scratch that all of music in general.

Unlike British invasion bands whose difficulty usually derives from American basteradization of albums, Zappa’s difficulty is from the pure size of his discography. I doubt there is a single person out there who has heard all of Zappa’s studio and live albums, including the man himself due to a surplus of posthumous releases.

Once we get past the size we come to the next problem: the content. Zappa will follow a completely instrumental experimental album with an album of doo-wop. It can be really frustrating for fans of either as they dig deeper. I know a few people whose Zappa journey went like this “Oh Zappa he is the jazz-fusion guy I like his stuff…what is this doo-wop shit?”

Now one more thing before we get to my actual suggestions for albums (told you I didn’t start small). If you are easily offended by foul language, dirty humor, political incorrectness and general smuttiness then turn back now. Beyond maybe the song “Joe’s Garage” Zappa is not the man for you and I just saved you from getting offended by a dead man.

So now those I haven’t scared away lets begin…

…with a three part rock opera. The album “Joe’s Garage” may seem intimidating at first but two things make it accessible. First is the music is relatively simple for Zappa. Second the plot is extremely easy to follow for a rock opera. The title track even gets some radio play which is fitting since it is the best song from the album. “Catholic Girls” and “Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt” are two other standouts with the rest of the album being of equal quality.

From “Joe’s Garage” the next album on your list should be either “We’re Only In It For The Money” or “You Are What You Is”. Both are Zappa’s masterpieces. Both have great social commentary with some amazing music. “We’re Only In It For The Money” is Frank Zappa’s lampooning 60’s culture especially the hippie counter-culture. Best song there are “What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body?” and “Take Your Clothes Off When You Dane”. “You Are What You Is” is basically one big standout being my personal favorite Zappa album. Pay special attention to the title track and “The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing”.

From here you are on your own. When ever you pick up a new Zappa album you are playing the lottery. As a helpful hint I like “Sheik Yerbouti” and “Freak Out!” but would avoid “Lumpy Gravy”